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Top 11 reasons Dubya appointed April H. Foley, his grad school girlfriend, to the board of directors of the Export-Import Bank. 11. Although listed as a "homemaker" in campaign contribution documents, it was awkward to award her a contract to rebuild Iraq. 10. Congress was on recess and The Daily Show was in reruns. 9. Her experience as President of the United Way of Northern Westchester County, NY will be a great asset in the work of the Export-Import Bank throughout all of Westchester County. 8. It will leave her little time for that book she's been working on. 7. Had to go back that far to find someone with no connection to Enron. 6. Laura getting a little too self-confident. 5. Affirmative Access: April was the most qualified candidate among a large pool of former girlfriends. 4. Now she can pay for her own apartment. 3. Still loves to taunt Bill Clinton. 2. By Dubya's standard, she's actually over-qualified. 1. Lining-up a nostalgia-#$%@ for the 30th reunion of the Harvard Business School Class of '75. |