Top 11 reasons to leave work and vote for John Kerry.

11. Cancel-out your boss' vote.

10. If Bush is wins, your job may leave you.

9. You've wasted hundreds of hours downloading stupid animations, what's a couple of company hours spent in line for Democracy?

8. Bush gets the same check even though he only shows up for work 56% of the time.

7. All the cool kids, who have a cell phone, but no land line, are doing it.

6. This web site is a time-sink, and it must be rendered obsolete.

5. The Eminem Mosh video changed your life.

4. While within 20 feet of the polling station you will be free of all political advertising!

3. If Kerry wins, you're one step closer to becoming baseball commissioner and you can drink all you want again.

2. You owe me: Every minute of animation you've watched represents a week's worth of effort to get you to polls.

1. I'm begging you.

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