Top 11 reasons to believe you may be dating someone who works in the Office of Strategic Information:

11. She tells you that she's going to lie to you.

10. Then she tells you that she's not going to lie to you.

9. She "coerces" foreign journalists.

8. Her business card says "Not the Office of Strategic Information."

7. Arabic Spell-Check on her laptop.

6. She says that missile defense tests aren't fixed.

5. She drops cruedly Photoshoped pictures of bin Laden and $100 bills on you as foreplay.

4. She's explains that everything is Clinton's fault.

3. She says the Patriot Missile worked.

2. She "penalizes" domestic journalists.

1.She says the Office of Strategic Information never opened.

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