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Top 11 reasons House Judiciary Chairman James F. Sensenbrenner Jr. threw a hissy-fit and took his ball home. 11. It's that time of the election-cycle. 10. Still cranky after waking-up for the Minority Hearing before 9AM! 9. Promised huge campaign contribution by Detrol if he would gavel the hearing and run out while on C-Span. 8. Late for an exclusive, one-on-one "interview" with Jeff Gannon. 7. Jealous of the media attention Howard Dean always gets. 6. Still seething with indignation after pimply-faced White House intern dispatched him to shut down the Minority Hearing. 5. Democrats invited witnesses who were wrongly detained without being charged. The Patriot Act was supposed to protect him from having to come face-to-face with such people! 4. Thinks C-Span makes him look fat. 3. Following standard Imperial procedure. 2. Figured he could just order the staff of the Judiciary Committee to re-write the minutes of the hearing and make him a hero and everyone else a "sexual predator." 1. It wasn't really him. Someone used the "Real ID Act " to steal his identity.
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