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Top 11 reasons the 700 Club's Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. 11. Tired of the Muslim extremist making all the fatwas. 10. It cost the reverend twice as much to fly his private jet to see his favorite racehorse this year. 9. Karl Rove called him for his bi-annual diversion. 8. Robertson called on viewers to pray for "vacancies" on the U.S. supreme court and no one seemed to mind. 7. Chavez outmaneuvered a U.S. sponsored coup and survived a U.S. sponsored recall election, so he has left Robertson with no choice. 6. Radio station call letters WWJA got him t'thinkin' "Who would Jesus assassinate?" 5. He thinks he's president because he won the Iowa Republican caucus in 1988. 4. When your real first name is Marion, and you chose to go by "Pat" because it sounds more masculine, you have a lot of compensating to do. 3. Billionaire televangelist-banker lost a lot of dough when Chavez nationalized Venezuelan resources. 2. It's sweeps week! 1. God told him that it wouldn't interrupt the flow of oil. |