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Top 11 reasons Tony Blair cribbed his last Iraqi threat assessment from online journals (including typos). 11. Didn't start writing the 19-page paper until returning from the pub at 2 AM on the morning it was due. 10. Folks would have been even more suspicious if both he and Colin Powell got their documents from termpapers.com. 9. Thought that the public relations interns at British Petroleum had higher standards of scholarship. 8. Dubya said the technique got him through the most challenging four years of his life, prep school. 7. It's not plagiarism, but a demonstration of a new recycling initiative. 6. Determined to revive "Spitting Image" television series even at great personal cost. 5. Just because the source documents that weren't footnoted were 12 years old doesn't necessarily make them untrue. 4. First draft including scenarios from Superman #187-#190, immediately recognized by his children. 3. MI5 pretty certain that the war thing is a mistake, not cooperating. 2. Somebody had to do something make Powell's assertions seem more credible. 1. War is inevitable, must it also be difficult?
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