Top 11 things overheard when Dubya's motorcade drove by Cindy Sheehan.

11. "Lower the drawbridge!"

10. "I can't jump the car over the demonstrators, sir, and we have no 'Dukes of Hazzard' horn."

9. "The peasants are not only revolting, they smell like they've been living in a ditch."

8. "How many points for a disgruntled vet?"

7. "Karl says we need to volunteer Jenna, but don't worry, my dad can get her into the National Guard."

6. "George sit down! That is not what the 'moon-roof' is for."

5. " I hope my dad appreciates me fixing the mess he left in Iraq."

4. "All this trouble to go to a measly $2 million cook-out? Why can't we just take it out of the Carlyle Group slush fund."

3. "In five years, that's the first time I've seen anyone who disagrees with me. I must be doing something right

2. "I wish Iran would hurry-up and attack us so we could go back to the way things were."

1. "Sure, George, I think your mom would have done the same thing at LBJ's ranch."

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