Top 11 things overheard when George W. Bush met with Nancy Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger while in California. - 08/13/04

11. "Do you have ein invisible Schwein under each arm, or are you just trying to impress me?"

10. "Dad was right, 'Terminator, kind of a pussy.'"

9. "AWOL from the Austrian Army, may I introduce you to AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?"

8. "Toll! Nice ass! Oh, you too Mr. President."

7. "Is that a stem cell in your pocket or are you just trying to impress me?"

6. "Well, my dad wasn't in the SS, but my grandfather did do a great deal of banking for the Nazis."

5. "I don't care how old you are! If the President falls down, everybody falls down, and we call it an earthquake."

4. "At the moment, I'd be happy if even a little bit of that Kurt Waldheim mystique rubbed-off on me."

3. "Those vials of crack that your father held up in the Oval Office didn't really come from Lafayette Park, did they?"

2. "I've known the Hinkley family all my life, and if I want to pardon John, I will."

1. "Whaddaya know, I got to see Alien vs. Predator a day early."

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