Top 11 reasons Dubya just hocked a loogie on the White House lawn.

11. There's such a thing as too much honor and dignity.

10. Karl Rove said something about, "lowering expectorations for debates next year."

9. Crow doesn't go down easy.

8. Sending a message that he's learned his lesson about picking his nose in public. Video

7. Marking his territory.

6. Creating a lesser but more obvious scandal to distract from something else he did on the White House lawn.

5. He knows Halliburton will be awarded multi-million dollar, "no-bid" contract for the cleanup as the only company with relevant experience.

4. Because he can.

3. After almost three years, Laura finally got him to do it outside.

2. Testing new pretzel ejection device.

1. He doesn't swallow.

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