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Top 11 reasons Dubya stated that he had visited the Johnson Space Center while governor of Texas. (Story) 11. He hasn't had a reporter check-out a story in 16 months. 10. It looks so much like that place in Florida...Space Mountain. 9. Has to make assumptions about what may have taken place during certain years. 8. Large picture of Space Center hangs in several nearby taverns. 7. Clint sent him "Space Cowboys" DVD. 6. Part of continuing disinformation effort to keep Hussein off-balance. 5. Long-planned trip to Johnson Space Center postponed when particularly good game of Tetris presented opportunity to post new high score. 4. Thought NASA would back him up given the $500 million bump in its budget. 3. Sometimes he thinks that he's Ann Richards. 2. He's so egocentric that nothing exists unless he's seen it. 1. Space Center, Astrodome, whatever. |