Top 11 reasons 22 year-old Jenna Bush stuck her tongue out at reporters.

11. Her 58 year-old father double-dog dared her.

10. She had grown accustomed to tinted windows in limousines.

9. Wanted to make public display now that piercing had closed.

8. Sticking-out one's tongue is a greeting in portions of Tibet where she will spend the next five months "campaigning."

7. It was cute... once.

6. Revealing scar from unfortunate flag-pole-licking incident during 2003 Christmas in Kennebunkport.

5. Planned diversion from release of 9-11 Commission report.

4. Such behavior reflects badly on the Clinton's.

3. Far more mature than Dick Cheney's use of his tongue.

2. Lowering expectations for her presidency in 2020.

1. It's what the aristocracy has always done from the safety of their carriages.

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