Top 11 reasons to leave Crawford for Idaho.

11. Five weeks of vacation can get a little tedious if you don't take a little "me" time.

10. Thinking of trading-in the pig farm for a survivalist camp, given the state of the world.

9. Jan Brady Syndrome: "Cindy, Cindy, Cindy."

8. Crawford just a little too close to the Northcom nuclear terror "exercise" in Charleston, SC.

7. Has been living in his own, private Idaho all his life, but had never physically visited the state.

6. Lance Armstrong wouldn't cross anti-war demonstrations in Crawford, so they had to move their bicycling date to the Tamarack Resort in Donnelly.

5. Ran out of brush to clear for photo-ops (better not to be around with a lot of reporters while the CIA plants more brush).

4. Cryptic message from Jeff Gannon: "Meet in Boise."

3. Cryptic message from Ken Mehlman: "Meet in Pocafellow."

2. Trying to avoid receiving a Presidential Daily Briefing that might later embarrass him.

1. Neither of Idaho's US senators faces re-election in 2006, so they didn't mind a visit from "Mr. Popularity."

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