Top 11 reasons Dubya's height seems to change from photo to photo...
(Background: Bush is 5'-11", Clinton 6'-2.5", Gore 6'-1" and Greenspan 5'-9")
11) Bush promised he could grow into the office.
10) It depends on the editorial board of the newspapers you read.
9) Sometimes he gets high.
8) It's an old trick his dad learned from doctoring Oswald photos.
7) Walking all over people makes one appear taller.
6) It's a liberal media conspiracy!
5) He's so charismatic that taller men shrink just to look him in the eyes (see Vincente Fox)!
4) He once shared a needle with Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.
3) Years of "researching"
Inspector Gadget finally paying off.
2) The CIA insists.
1) Republican Party Platform Shoes.
Update: Our nation's top diplomat got hisseff a passport and made his 3rd trip (lifetime) outside the U.S.
In Mexico Dubya met with President Vincente Fox. Most publications state that Fox is 6-'5" tall. The New York Times Magazine says 6'-6".
Is Junior now 6'-4.5" tall?!
Foxy lusting after Bush?
