Top 11 changes since Geraldo Rivera gave away the position of the unit in which he was embedded by drawing a map in the sand with his finger.

11. Roger Ailles resumes policy of collecting fingers of his reporters.

10. Scud hits Al Capone's empty vault.

9. Slogan "Fair and Balanced" to change to "Evening the Odds."

8. Peter Arnett suddenly looks more patriotic.

7. Saudi's propose asylum for "Benedict Arnoldo Rivera."

6. "Fox & Friends" to be renamed "Aid & Comfort."

5. "At Large with Geraldo Rivera" to be renamed "Geraldo Rivera at Large."

4. Bill O'Reilly asked to "spin" like a freakin' Cuisinart...er...uh..."Freedom" food processor.

3. Fox website to include Iraqi version of Mapquest.

2. New Fox News slogan: "We report, Saddam decides when to send the suicide bombers."

And the number one change since Geraldo gave away the position of the unit in which he was embedded:

1. "Get the news you need from reporters you trust!" will be retired in favor of "Hey, check out the cool animated graphics!"

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