Top 11 things overheard at Dubya's birthday party

11. "But, if I tell you I wished for plausible evidence of an Iranian nuclear weapons program, it might not come true ... Whoops!"

10. "Awwww-man! There's not one Chuck E. Cheese in all of Copenhagen?!"

9. "'You look like a monkey and you smell like one, too?!' Are you sure that's Daneese?"

8. "The big present? I think it's from Saudi Arabia."

7. "'The Emperor's New Clothes?' Well, if the author's middle name is Christian, I'm sure I'll like it."

6. We couldn't bring Mr. Gannon on this trip. You can have your 59 spankings when we get back to Washington."

5. "Rasmussen is a Dane? I thought he was a Pole."

4. "I brought my own chef to make the cake because the Danish aren't known for their sweets."

3. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...By the way, when does he leave for the G-8 Summit?"

2. "Hey, what does 'Kierkegaard' mean in English?"

1. "He just asked Queen Margrethe II if she missed being a mermaid. No more Tuborg."

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