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Top 11 reasons not to meet with Cindy Sheehan. 11. Wednesday's sore throat permits her classification as a bio-terrorist. 10. Sheriff's search confirms that she arrived without requisite 2 kilograms of tribute-powder. 9. Trusted advisor and friend Rafael Palmeiro observed that Sheehan's aggressive action may be a sign of steroid use. 8. There doesn't appear to be any "Cindy Sheehan" in the House of Saud. 7. Giving hugs is what governors do. 6. Drawbridge is out of order. 5. It's an Intelligent Design-thing, you wouldn't understand. 4. He's talking to people here so he doesn't have to talk to her over there. 3. If he met twice with every mother who had lost a child in the war, he'd only get three weeks off in August. 2. If she really wants to ask a question, she'd go to journalism school, rise through the ranks of network reporters, get assigned to the White House and have her question not answered by Scott McClellan, like everybody else. 1. Okay, he'll talk to her, but only if Dick Cheney can be present. |