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Top 11 reasons Dubya planned to bomb the al-Jazeera network 11. Wanted to send a message to CBS. 10. Ran out of anthrax. 9. Promised Rupert Murdock a lucrative, "no-bid" contract. 8. Al-Jazeera White House correspondent tried to ask a "follow-up" question. 7. It's only terrorism when it's done to us. 6. Attorney General advised that he couldn't torture the al-Jazeera staff. 5. Al-Jazeera website linked to a flash animation depicting Dubya as dim-witted. 4. "Philosophy of life" doesn't extend to journalists. 3. Thought he needed a diversion from the U.S. use of chemical weapons in Fallujah. 2. al-Jazeera ran colorized version of "It's a Wonderful Life." 1. Osama bin Laden wasn't there.
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