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Top 11 other things Dubya will be doing while hosting a special screening of the film "United 93." (May 30, 2006) 11. Trying to remember what he was doing when he heard the news of the hijackings. 10. Getting the official story straight. 9. Shoring-up his poll numbers. 8. Staying out of Mr. Cheney's way. 7. Wondering if JuJu Fruits are anti-semetic. 6. Waiting for Harrison Ford to save the day (again). 5. Trying-out "the move" on Condi. 4. Shouting warnings at the screen. 3. Discovering that his flight suit is less comfortable after a couple of hours in a theater seat than it was after a few minutes flight across San Diego Harbor. 2. Wondering what happened to that Osama guy. 1. Making notes for a movie based on his September 11 flights from Sarasota to Barksdale Air Force Base to Offutt Air Force Base to Washington, D.C. called, "Stay Out of Harm's Way." |