Top 11 facts that prove George W. Bush is too stupid to be President

1. Even he confuses himself with his father
2. "Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar"
3. He was born with a silver spoon in his nose
4. Even his brother Neil is smarter
5. The word "Strategic" has only one correct pronunciation
6. He has to take off a boot to count all of the items on this list
7. He couldn't find oil in Texas
8. He attacked Larry King in the South Carolina debate because he thought King was another Republican challenger
9. He thinks he can keep his past hidden
10. He calls Greeks "Grecians"
11. Dan Quayle is one of his advisors