TooStupidToBePresident.com deemed "very mildly funny at best" by the very mildly reliable New York Times! - August 22, 2004

(or as we like to say, "very...funny." -- The New York Times)

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1. Flash Special: Top 11 Captions for the Nose Picking Video!
2. Top 11 signs you are appeasing Osama bin Laden.
3. Top 11 signs Dubya thinks he's president of a college fraternity.
4. Top 11 other things Dubya will be doing while hosting a special screening of the film "United 93."
5. Top 12 reasons the vice president waited 18 hours to reveal he shot a 78 year-old man in the face.
6. Top 11 reasons to bomb al-Jazeera.
7. Top 11 reasons to vote to confirm John Roberts.
8. Top 11 most egregious instances of looting.
9. Top 11 reasons the 700 Club's Pat Robertson called for the assasination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
10. Top 11 reasons to leave Crawford for Idaho.
11. Top 11 awkward moments during Dubya's bicycle ride with Lance Armstrong.
12. Top 11 things overheard as Dubya's motorcade passed Cindy Sheehan.
13. Top 11 reasons not to meet with Cindy Sheehan
14. Top 11 fallback justifications for the war in Iraq.
15. Top 11 things overheard at Dubya's birthday party.
16. Top 11 reasons Sandra Day O'Connor retired from the Supreme Court.
17. Top 11 signs you might be a lame duck.
18. Top 11 things overheard when porn-star Mary Carey attended a GOP fundraiser with George W. Bush.
19. Top 11 reasons House Judiciary Chairman James F. Sensenbrenner Jr. threw a hissy-fit and took his ball home.
20. Top 11 reasons to ignore the Downing Street Minutes (a.k.a. The Downing Street Memo).
21. Top 11 reasons the allegation that John Bolton forced his wife to participate in group-sex demonstrates that he is our best choice for UN ambassador.
22. Top 11 reasons Jeb Bush toured South Asia with Colin Powell.
23. Top 11 Bill O'Reilly-based euphemisms for masturbation.
24. Top 11 reasons not to flee to Canada.
25. Top 11 reasons to be patient and count every vote.
26. Top 11 reasons to leave work and vote for John Kerry.
27. Top 11 reasons we are safer after Dubya allowed 380 tons of high explosives to be looted in Iraq.
28. Top 11 reasons TooStupidToBePresident.com endorses George W. Bush for President.
29. Top 11 reasons Iran endorsed Dubya for President.
30. Top 11 reasons why Dubya said, "Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their... their love with women all across this country.
31. Top 11 things overheard at the RNC.
32. Top 11 reasons not to fire Donald Rumsfeld.
33. Top 11 reasons the New York Times described TSTBP as "very mildly funny at best and just plain stupid at worst."
34. Top 11 things that prove Dick Cheney is not a coward.
35. Top 11 things not to do when a few FBI agents pop by for a cordial chat.
36. Top 11 things overheard when George W. Bush met with Nancy Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger while in California.
37. Top 10 military officials to condemn the "gutter" politics of the Bush/Cheney campaign.
38. Top 11 network reasons that you haven't heard about Senator Kerry saving the life of GOP Senator Chic Hecht.
39. Top 11 thoughts read by a clairvoyant* when Dubya explained that taxing the rich doesn't work.
40. Top 11 signs Ralph Nader is distancing himself from the Bush campaign. - 080904
41. Top 11 explanations for the "neither do we," remark. - 08/06/04
42. Top 11 good things about Dubya's third budget deficit! - 08/05/04>
43. Top 11 reasons Dubya fell off his bicycle... again.
44. Top 11 reasons 22 year-old Jenna Bush stuck her tongue out at reporters.
45. Top 11 reasons the U.S. still holds Saddam Hussein after ceding legal custody to Iraq.
46. Top 11 ways Dubya will honor the memory of Ronald Wilson Reagan.
47. Top 11 reasons George W. Bush hired a personal attorney.
48. Top 11 reasons the White House wanted to install Ahmed Chalabi as President of Iraq.
49. Top 11 revelations from the testimony of Chevron super-tanker namesake Condoleezza Rice.
50. Top 11 ways Dubya's appearance at the Daytona 500 was like his Guard service.
51. Top 11 National Guard documents to be released.
52. Top 11 reasons Dubya will appoint a Warren Commission to investigate false WMD claims.
53. Top 11 reasons to invade Mars.
54. Top 11 reasons Dr. Condoleezza Rice is trying to negotiate her way out of testifying under oath before the 9-11 Commission.
55. Top 11 reasons to vote for TooStupidToBe President.com in the 2003 Political Dot-Comedy Awards.
56. Top 11 reasons to nominate this site for an About.com Political Dot-Comedy Award.
57. Top 11 reasons Dubya will have his knees examined.
58. Top 11 reasons Dubya said he favors the death penalty for Saddam Hussein.
59. Top 11 things found in Saddam's "spider hole."
60. Top 11 reasons Dubya wants to go to the moon.
61. Top 11 more appropriate things for Congress to do than replace FDR with Ronald Reagan on the dime.
62. Top 11 things to try if you are a member of the White House Press Corps not secretly invited to travel with Dubya for a Thanksgiving photo-op in Iraq.
63. Top 11 reasons Dubya's height seems to change from photo to photo...
64. Neil Bush family values quiz (11 questions)
65. Top 11 things overheard during Dubya's visit to Buckingham Palace.
66. Top 11 reasons Richard Perle and the White House ignored the secret, 11th hour capitulation by Iraq.
67. Top 11 real reasons CBS abruptly axed the Reagan mini-series.
68. Top 11 reasons the White House won't cooperate with the 9-11 Commission.
69. Top 11 administration explanations for the "Mission Accomplished" banner on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.
70. Top 11 reasons Dubya has not attended a funeral or memorial of any soldier killed in action during his presidency.
71. Top 11 reasons Dubya is cultivating the nickname "J.C." for himself.
72. Top 11 reasons Dubya just hocked a loogie on the White House lawn.
73. Top 11 reasons seriously wounded US soldiers should be charged $8.10 a day for meals while hospitalized.
74. Top 11 reasons Dubya dropped his dog Barney.
75. Top 11 reasons the Dubya strong-armed the EPA into lying about air quality in NYC following the 9-11 attacks.
76. Top 11 administration reactions to the Great Bush Blackout of '03.
77. Top 11 reasons Bush redacted 28 pages of the 9-11 report.
78. Top 11 proposed emoticons for George W. Bush.
79. Top 11 reasons Dubya three times allowed bin Laden to escape Clinton's Predator drones in early 2001.
80. Top 11 reasons a segway scooter threw Dubya.
81. Top 11 reasons Paul Wolfowitz admitted while speaking in Singapore that the war was about oil.
82. Top 11 reasons Dubya flew to the USS Abraham Lincoln in a fighter plane.
83. Top 11 reasons Ari Fleischer was resigned.
84. Top 11 reasons Dubya appointed April H. Foley, his grad school girlfriend, to the board of directors of the Export-Import Bank.
85. Top 11 changes since Geraldo Rivera gave away the position of the unit in which he was embedded by drawing a map in the sand with his finger.
86. Top 11 White House April Fool's Day pranks.
87. Top 11 reasons to support celebrities in opposition to war.
88. Top 11 reasons Bush withdrew from a speaking commitment when the European host wouldn't guarantee a standing ovation for his remarks on Iraq.
89. Top 11 unanswered questions from the "press conference."
90. Top 11 reasons Condoleeza Rice ordered the National Security Agency to bug the email and home and office phones of the so-called "middle six" members of the UN Security Council.
91. Top 11 reasons not to join the Virtual March on Washington through moveon.org.
92. Top 11 reasons to boycott French products even as we double our oil imports from Iraq.
93. Top 11 reasons Tony Blair cribbed his last Iraqi threat assessment from online journals (including typos).
94. Top 11 reasons Dubya erroneously stated that he had visited the Johnson Space Center while governor of Texas.
95. Top 11 reasons Dubya will accept Saddam Hussein living in exile.
96. Top 11 likely conclusions of the phrase, "The state of the union is..."
97. Top 12 surprises in Dubya' s economic stimulus package.
98. Top 11 signs you are Kim Jong Il or George W. Bush.
99. Top 11 reasons North Korea's successful, active nuclear weapons program should be handled diplomatically.
100. 11 reasons Dubya waited a week to condemn Trent Lott's suggestion that the nation would be better off if it had elected a segregationist ticket in 1948.
101. Top 11 reasons O'Neill and Lindsey were resigned.
102. Top 11 thoughts read by a clairvoyant when US Nobel laureates visited George W. Bush in the Oval Office.
103. Top 11 Arnold Schwarzenegger will be the next governor of California.
104. Top 11 reasons the administration withheld for nearly two weeks its knowledge of North Korea's nuclear weapons confession.
105. Top 11 reasons the major networks didn't cover Dubya's recent speech laying-out the case for attacking Iraq.
106. Top 11 differences between the Cuban Missile Crisis and our present situation.
107. Top 11 phrases and sayings that will be "embettered" to agree with the President's* vocabulary.
108. Top 11 pithy Texas sayings.
109. Top 11 surprises about Dubya's authorization request of Congress.
110. Top 11 things overheard in the White House when Iraq agreed to unconditional UN weapons inspections.
111. Top 11 signs you might be President of the United States.
112. Top 11 signs Dubya has returned from his month-long summer vacation in Texas.
113. Top 11 reasons Dubya's lawyers say he can attack Iraq without provocation or the Constitutionally required consent of Congress.
114. Top 11 reasons to cancel the plan to bomb an Al Qaeda chemical weapons facility in Iraq.
115. Top 11 proposed names for out impending attack on Iraq.
116. Top 11 reasons the President* and Vice President* have taken their vacations at the same time.
117. Top 11 things overheard during Dubya's call to the Pennsylvania Miners.
118. Top 11 reasons U.S. plans for attacking Iraq repeatedly show up in The New York Times.
119. Dubya's Top 11 post-presidential prospects.
120. Top 11 reasons Bill Clinton is responsible for George W. Bush's criminal business practices during his own father's administration.
121. Top 11 sequential fallback positions if pressed on the illegal sale of Harken stock.
122. Dubya's top 11 goals for his Wall Street speech on corporate responsibility.
123. Top 11 reasons to excuse Dubya's well documented insider training.
124. Top 11 benefits of a colonoscopy.
125. Top 11 NSA excuses for translating September 11 warnings (received on September 10) on September 12.
126. Top 11 reasons Al Gore was searched twice on a single airline trip.
127. Top 11 surprising discoveries on the misplaced Republican computer disk.
128. Other than his EPA's report to the United Nations (which he lied about reading), the top 11 things Bush has not read, but has had read to him.
129. Top 11 reasons not to be suspicious of the timing of John Ashcroft's announcement of the month old capture of the alleged "Dirty Bomber"
130. Top 11 hidden features of Dubya's new Homeland Security Agency.
131. Top 11 reasons the Republican National Committee removed all pictures of, and references to, Bush in 2002 campaign materials.
132. Top 11 reasons to go to Europe.
133. Top 11 things to do when the CIA tells you that Osama bin Laden is planning to hijack U.S. airliners.
134. Top 11 reasons Laura and Jenna are going to Europe.
135. Top 11 reasons not to fire California price-gouging, former Enron executive Tom White, who is presently Dubya's Secretary of the Army.
136. Top 12 telling parallels between Ozzy Osbourne and George W. Bush.
137. Top 11 reasons Dubya will "unsign" the war crimes tribunal agreement.
138. Top 11 translations for "leaving to spend more time with family."
139. Top 11 ways Dubya plans to celebrate Earth Day.
140. Top 12 suggested Bush administration explanations for the presence of a U.S. plane on the Venezuelan island where President Chavez was held by his generals during the attempted coup.
141. Top 11 reasons to spend $250,000 investigating a less than $14,000 depreciation in White House office equipment over 8 years.
142. Top 11 reasons Dubya's ambassador was first in line to meet with the installed leader of a Venezuelan coup.
143. Top 11 reasons Dubya and Rumsfeld are shaking-up the Department of Defense.
144. Top 11 reasons Dick Cheney helped Saddam Hussein restore Iraq's oil production capacity in the late 1990s.
145. Top 11 reasons Dubya "corrected" the impression that he blamed Clinton for the current level of violence in the Middle East.
146. Top 11 reasons Bush waved to Stevie Wonder.
147. Top 11 color-coded, terror-alert meanings.
148. Top 11 reasons to believe you may be dating someone who works in the Office of Strategic Information.
149. Idiots Abroad: Top 11 dumb things Dubya's done (so far) on his trip to Asia.
150. Top 11 Political Winter Games of the Bush Administration.
151. Top 11 reasons references to Saudi Arabia were omitted from the White House transcript of the bin Laden videotape.
152. Top 11 reasons to break your decisive campaign promise and build a nuclear waste storage facility, without conclusive study, right next to Las Vegas.
153. Top 11 reasons the Russian pair got the gold medal even though most people think the Canadian couple skated better.
154. Top 11 reasons to give New York City $15 billion dollars instead of the $20 billion you promised.
155. Top 11 reasons Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill appeared to cry during questioning by Senator Robert Byrd.
156. Top 11 reasons Bush and Cheney have each personally called on Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle to limit September 11 investigations.
157. Top 11 reasons Ken Lay didn't show up to testify before Congress.
158. Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House.
159. Top 11 possible reasons Junior's mother-in-law didn't dump $8,000 of ENRON stock at the most opportune time.
160. Other than, as always, Plausible Deniability, Top 11 reasons not to tell Dubya that Ken Lay had contacted you with a request for a favor when he told you Enron was failing.
161. Top 11 things to do with your millions from being on the right side of the ENRON collapse.
162. Top 11 reasons Dubya reported that he fainted while watching football and eating pretzels on Sunday afternoon.
163. Top 11 plausible denials for Dubya's BIG Thursday lie: "I had no relationship with that man, Mr. Lay before I became governor in 1995.  He was a supporter of my opponent in 1994."
164. Top 11 reasons Dubya recalled his father's, "Read my lips: 'no new taxes,'" pledge.
165. Top 11 Reasons Not To Return From The "Western White House."
166. Top 11 items on John Ashcroft's "un-do" list.
167. Top 11 Reasons to Support Katherine Harris' Congressional Bid.
168. Top 11 Things Overheard During the Bush-Gore Handshaking Ceremony at the Vice President's Residence.
169. Top 11 Reasons Time Magazine Named Bush Man Of The Year.
170. Top 11 Reasons Bush Winned the Electionary.
171. Top 11 FBI theories about the Bush debate preparation tape sent to the Gore campaign - (animated).
172. Top 11 excuses for not voting offered by Dick Cheney.
173. Top 11 things international leaders already call George W. Bush behind his back.
174. Top 11 facts that prove George W. Bush is too stupid to be President.

 

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Holiday Specials

December 2001: a classic!

November/December 2000

TV Guide calls it "most artful ... clever!" - March 3-9, 2001, p. 53. (P.S. - One of Dubya's three documented arrests was for stealing a Christmas tree, no joke.)

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